a tabloid birthday roast — stop the press, a front page that spins in, her crimes behind black bars you tap away, photo evidence you circle in red, a rigged reader poll, and a rubber stamp you hold down to make her birthday official.
Create your own Bestie Birthday RoastLovely's Bestie Birthday template turns your best friend's birthday into the front page of a tabloid called The Daily Menace. It opens with a red 'stop the press' screen; one tap and the newspaper spins in like an old movie, headline and all — 'local menace turns 23. city in shock.' — with her photo on the front page and a caption that says she is already asking where the cake is.
Inside is the exposé: her crimes sit under black redaction bars, and every tap declassifies one — the '5 min away' from the shower, the fries she 'didn't want', the 47 screenshots kept as evidence — until a 'guilty & loved' stamp slams down. Then come three torn-out evidence photos she taps to circle in red marker, a reader poll where the 'no' button runs away from her finger, and a final scene where she holds a rubber stamp down until it inks HAPPY BIRTHDAY above her name.
Every headline, crime, caption and photo is editable, and steppers choose how many crimes (3–6) and evidence photos (1–3) appear. Publishing costs ₹79 one-time; Lovely gives you a link and a QR code in about five minutes, ready for the group chat, and she opens it without any account.
About five minutes. Open the template, tap any headline or crime to rewrite it, swap in your own photos and publish. You get a link and a QR code immediately.
No. The link opens in any phone browser from WhatsApp, Instagram or a text. There is no app and no signup on her side.
Every word — the masthead, headline, crimes, photo notes, poll options and her name — plus every photo. Steppers set how many crimes she declassifies (3 to 6) and how many evidence photos appear (1 to 3).
It's affectionate. The default crimes are the small, true, funny ones, the stamp reads 'guilty & loved', and the last crime is 'still the first person i call'. You set the tone by rewriting the lines.
She holds a button while a rubber stamp lowers onto the page. When it lands, the paper shakes, an inked HAPPY BIRTHDAY appears with her name and your sign-off, and newspaper confetti falls.
Five minutes from now, your bestie birthday roast page can be live.
Create your own Bestie Birthday Roast