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The Daily Legend
vol. 1 · no. 1today, obviouslylate city edition
Riya did it.
sources confirm: literally everyone saw it coming.
fig. 1 — the legend, moments after. no comment.
mom cries, denies it
"onions," she said. there were no onions.
group chat crashes
847 unread. all caps. all crying.
mithai shop sold out
kaju katli demand up 400%.
doubters in shambles
they have been notified.
forecast
100% chance of party
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