a thank-you note · don't be weird

okay so... 🫶

thanks for being
my closest friend 💛

i made this whole lil website just to say it.
cringe? maybe. earned? obviously.

scroll, you absolute legend ↓

heads up ~

this is gonna get
a lil mushy.
you signed up for it
the day you texted me first. 😌

— management

— exhibit a —

a (very partial) list

of things i'd be miserable without

🌙

replies at 3am

even when you're literally falling asleep mid-text. a legend. no. 01

😂

laughs at my bad jokes

or AT me. honestly impossible to tell — i'll take both. no. 02

🦄

being weird with me

zero judgement, just louder weirder energy. thank u. no. 03

🎤

hyping me up

when i forgot how. you bring the whole megaphone. no. 04

🍟

stealing my fries

never asked, never apologised. iconic behaviour honestly. no. 05

🚪

just showing up

like, always. no fuss, no big deal. you have no idea. no. 06

🎬

watching it all twice

because seeing the next episode without you is a crime. no. 07

📸

the unflattering pics

locked in the vault, never posted. mutual destruction pact. no. 08

🧠

remembering tiny stuff

my order, my dates, my dumb worries. you just KNOW. no. 09

🛋️

comfortable silence

doing absolutely nothing together. elite tier activity. no. 10

— exhibit b —

our certified moments

framed without consent. cope.

— matching outfits, unmatched chaos

— that trip we still talk about ~

— a very random tuesday, peak vibe

— us, pretending we have it together

— snack summit. zero decisions made

— dressed up, went nowhere, 10/10

— mid-laugh. as always. every time

— rare proof that we go outside

(we don't. that's fine. we have each other.)

— exhibit c —

things only we get

if anyone else read these they'd call the police

me & u 💛 ● online forever

you up? 👀

always. what did you do this time

remember THAT thing? at the place? with the guy?

i will never NOT laugh at this. ever 😭😭

on a scale of 1 to ✨delusional✨...

we're a solid 12. always have been. iconic 💅

okay but. real talk. love u sm.

stopppp 🥺 you can't just SAY that

just did. no take-backs, it's in the certificate

ugh fine. love u more and i WILL win this

rude. accurate. but rude 😤💛

certified
★ bestie
2025

official notice

Certificate of Bestie-ness

this is to certify that
(you, yes you, the one reading this)
has been formally recognized as

"the world's best human"

effective immediately. non-refundable.
no take-backs, no exchanges, no exceptions.
offer valid: forever.

— signed, the management (me)

— okay no more jokes —

a real lil note

hi. me again. (yes still you.)

i wasn't going to get sappy but here we are. the truth is, life got loud and weird and you just stayed. you didn't try to fix me or rush me, you just sat there with the snacks and the bad jokes and let me be a whole mess out loud.

that's it. that's the thing. you stayed.

so this little website is me saying it in writing — somewhere you can come back to on a bad day — that you are, hands down, one of the best things that ever happened to me.

forever in your corner,
me 🫶