if we had a baby 👶

📝 the math ~

two of us =
one of them?

tap the lil' yellow ball to find out 👇

👩

me

+

👨

you

=

?

↑ pls tap the ball, i'm shy

us, but tiny 👶✨

cute chaos. permanent snack request. zero impulse control.
honestly... iconic.

🧬 the inheritance

what they'd steal
from us 👀

tap each card, see what we're sentencing this child to 😭

from me 💗

·· mama's gift bag ··

😤 stubborn streak

"no" before they can even say "no" 😅

tap

🤭 the loud loud laugh

whole-room turn-around energy 💀

tap

🍪 2am snack cravings

crying for biscuits at 3am, sorry baby

tap

🥺 the puppy eyes

u will never say no to this child. ever.

tap

😇 the innocent face

does the crime. smiles thru the trial. 😌

tap

🎶 singing everywhere

car concerts at full volume. no refunds.

tap

🛍️ lil shopping sprees

baby's first words: "add to cart" 💳

tap

vs

💙 from you

·· papa's gift bag ··

🤪 the awful jokes

i'm pre-apologizing to their classmates

tap

👀 those big lil eyes

absolutely the best part. obvi. 🥹

tap

😴 sleeping anywhere

middle of the floor. mid-meal. it's a gift.

tap

🍚 burning the rice

pls don't pass this on. genuinely begging.

tap

🎮 gamer thumbs

speedrunning nap time by age two, bet

tap

🕐 always 20 mins late

even to their own birthday party. watch.

tap

🤧 the dramatic sneeze

whole building hears it. every single time.

tap

📷 imaginary first year

the chaos
we'd make 🥹

imaginary highlights. all rotations off-axis. on purpose.

— month one first laugh. it sounds
just like u. dying. 💀

— month three nap on dad's chest.
iconic duo. 😴

— month five first proper cuddle.
i melted, fr. 🫠

— month seven first time meeting
a butterfly. 🦋

— month ten first cheek kiss
ever. world stopped. 💕

— month twelve first lil dance.
rhythm? unclear. 🪩

— birthday no. one cake everywhere. face first.
zero regrets. 🎂

— some random tuesday all three of us asleep
by 9pm. legends. 😴

— every single day the best thing we
never planned. 🥹

🎰 name spinner

name them what?

spin the reels. universe decides. no take backs (jk pls take backs).

·· tiny human name generator ··

if girl 💗

if boy 💙

·· universe says ··

tap spin to start ~

i think it's perfect tbh 🥹

🎀 ⭐ 🍼 💕 🏡 the family pic family dance

us. + tiny us.

sleepy mornings.
tiny socks everywhere.
a whole little person who's half u, half me.
sounds dangerously cute, ngl. 🥹

·· p.s. ··

okay actually one more thing

if this ever ever happens for real...
i'm calling dibs on naming. 🥺
just putting it out there now ~

two of us =one of them?