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toxic but cute

─── exhibit a: u 🥺 ───

toxic but cute

warning: subject in question is dangerously cute
and somehow still my favorite person 😤

👤 defendant: u (yes, u) 📅 since: day 1 💔 charges: 6+
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⚖️ list of crimes

the charges against u

ur honor, the prosecution has gathered irrefutable evidence. see exhibits below.

01 guilty

leaves me on read for 3 hours 😤

then sends a casual "hi 🥺" at 1am like nothing happened. the audacity is criminal.

02 guilty

starts a fight at 11pm sharp 🌙

over something i said 5 days ago. has the memory of a govt database when it suits u.

03 guilty

says "i'm not hungry" 🍟

eats half my fries. i saw u. there's footage. submitted as evidence.

04 guilty

"do whatever u want" — it's a trap 🪤

i fell for it 4 times last week alone. judicial system has failed me.

05 guilty

picks the longest movie ever 🎬

falls asleep in 10 minutes. snores. wakes up. asks "wait what happened?" every single time.

06 guilty

ignores me all day 🫥

at 12:03am sharp: "i miss uuu 🥺". ma'am the timing. THE TIMING.

📷 the evidence wall

caught in 4k 📸

visual proof. timestamped. notarized. no escaping these 🥺

EXH · A exhibit a

smiling like a menace 😈
— wed, 2:41pm

EXH · B exhibit b

actually being nice 🥹
— rare. very rare.

EXH · C exhibit c

the look 😩
— i never recovered

EXH · D exhibit d

sleeping cute (illegal) 😴
— how dare u

EXH · E exhibit e

sharing food (rare) 🍰
— mark the calendar

↳ photographic evidence presented to the court 🫶

📊 forensic analysis

official toxicity reading

slide it. measure the damage. be honest babe.

🤍
50%

somewhere in between... 🤷

angel 😇 tolerable 🥺 certified 😤
🩹 the defense

but ur honor... u're so cute 🥺

the defendant has, on numerous occasions, made my heart explode. submitted in the defendant's favor:

01 🌷

plays w/ my hair when i'm sad

doesn't even say anything. just... knows. how do u know??

02 📓

remembers my smallest rambles

i mentioned a snack ONCE 6 months ago. u showed up with it. who does that.

03 📞

calls just to say "i miss u"

no agenda. no reason. just bc. completely melts me every time. unfair.

04 ☕

knows my coffee order

better than i do. better than the barista. somehow always exactly right. magical.

05 🫂

biggest hugs at the worst days

the kind that fixes ur whole week. hospital-grade. medically necessary.

06 😂

laughs at my dumbest jokes

not the polite kind. the actual snort-laugh kind. that's love behavior fr.

💊 the antidote

tap the love-pill 💗

the only known cure for ur cuteness. administer immediately.

─── prescription rx ───

💊
0 / 50 doses

tap the pill to start treatment 🥺

⚠ side effects: butterflies, smiling for no reason

🔨 final verdict

the court's decision

after careful review of all charges, evidence, and defense...

─── findings ───

GUILTY

of being too damn cute
for ur own good 🥺

sentence: stuck w/ me. forever.
no parole. no appeals. no escape. ✦

kiss

signed, sealed, delivered ─
~ ur partner in crime 💌 ~

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