a message from the birthday boy.
BARK-O-TRONdog → human · v3000
signal: good boy
press the big red button to turn me on
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it is my birthday. i am now accepting treats.
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i forgive you for the bath. (i do not.)
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the delivery guy remains a threat. i will protect you.
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is that cake? is it for me? it is for me.
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the couch is mine. you may sit on the corner.
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you're my favourite human. even more than the squeaky duck.
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thank you for picking me. best day of my life.
