special delivery · fragile

for my hubby

hubby, unboxed
↑↑this side up

HUBBY™

v1.0 · 2023

CONTENTS

1 husband

ASSEMBLED BY

his mummy

SHIP TO

Arjun

fragileego inside

swipe down the tape

oh look. it's you.

features

MODEL

ARJUN-01

the product

USER MANUAL · PAGE 1

tap every +

i've been studying him for years

FEATURE 01

selective hearing

only works for "khana ready hai"

FEATURE 02

built-in gps

still can't find his own keys

FEATURE 03

unlimited hugs

best feature. no notes.

FEATURE 04

runs on chai

and one more episode

FEATURE 05

"5 min" mode

means 45. every single time.

FEATURE 06

snore module

cannot be uninstalled. i tried.

⚠ system warning

hubby low battery

hubby, recharging

chai

one hug

20-min nap

he's at 8%. you know what to do.

fully charged. (for two hours.)

official warranty card

no returns.

product

my hubby

owner

Riya

purchased with

7 pheras

valid forever

no exchange either. i checked.

scratch the silver bit

us

5★ would marry again

best thing i ever unboxed.

love you, my hubby

— your wife, Riya