why you?? a whole investigation 🔍💕

the receipts

everyone else vs you

not to compare ppl but um yeah comparing ppl 💅
don't blame me, it just keeps happening.

EXHIBIT · A

most ppl

😶

give a polite hehe

— forgettable. moving on.

but you

🤣

do the silly snort thing

— and now i'm broken btw 🥹

EXHIBIT · B

most ppl

📵

"hey wassup nm u"

— ok bye forever 👋

but you

📱

paragraph at 2am abt a duck

— absolutely unwell. love it. 💜

EXHIBIT · C

most ppl

🫥

"oh that sucks lol"

— wow ty so fixed 🙃

but you

🌻

make me laugh so hard i forget

— like??? how??? 🥺

EXHIBIT · D

most ppl

🥱

'normal' (yawn)

— meh tier energy fr

but you

🌈

walk in & the room fixes itself

— scientifically unfair 🍃

official spec sheet

you, but the stats

ran the diagnostics. these numbers are unhinged.
anyway hi limited edition unit 🫶

★ RARE ★

YOU

★ rare. 1 of 1. cute. ★

VIBE 9999

CHARM maxed out

SMILE PWR infinity

BAD DAY FIX instant ✨

CRINGE ofc but cute abt it

RARITY 1 of 1 fr 🌟

like, objectively, the math is not mathing 🥲

the way u think, the random facts u remember, the way u say my name when u're tired —

none of it should be this specific to me but it is.

so anyway. consider this ur official certification as my
fav person on the whole planet 🌍

↳ no refunds. no exchanges. mine forever.

case files attached

the visual proof

attached pls find: feelings 🥹
for ur consideration, your honor.

EVIDENCE • EXHIBIT • PROOF • EVIDENCE • EXHIBIT • PROOF •

— the way u just sit there 🥹

— u, casually being u 💌

— look at this absolute
menace (cute) 😤

— exhibit Z: the smile 💕

— this is allegedly
just a person 🤨

★ irrefutable ★

ok but
why you? 🤔

out of everyone...
why are you like
the one?

everyone else vs you

you, but the stats

YOU

the visual proof

officially, scientifically different

this hereby confirms that
you are not like the others 💕

so yeah,
you're it. 💌

out of everyone... why are you like the one?

everyone else vs you

you, but the stats

YOU

the visual proof

officially, scientifically different

this hereby confirms that you are not like the others 💕

so yeah, you're it. 💌

out of everyone...
why are you like
the one?

this hereby confirms that
you are not like the others 💕

so yeah,
you're it. 💌