why you?? a whole investigation 🔍💕

the receipts

everyone else vs you

not to compare ppl but um yeah comparing ppl 💅
don't blame me, it just keeps happening.

EXHIBIT · A

most ppl

Failed to make me feel safe

— forgettable. moving on.

but you

🫰🏻

Felt safe the moment I met you

— I legit fell for you instantly after our cab moment

EXHIBIT · B

most ppl

📵

"hey wassup nm u"

— ok bye forever 👋

but you

📱

Used to take out time at night 😭even tho you had Korean camp

— it was my fav thing to do back 🙈

EXHIBIT · C

most ppl

🫥

Bye Gn

Ugh

but you

🌻

Byebyeeee Goodnight burgundy 😭🫶🏻

— awwwww😩😩😩

EXHIBIT · D

most ppl

😣

Ugh you have hair down there

— gross

but you

💎

“I like it hairy”🤣

— gawddd😭😭

official spec sheet

you, but the stats

ran the diagnostics. these numbers are unhinged.
anyway hi limited edition unit 🫶

★ RARE ★

YOU

★ rare. 1 of 1. cute. ★

VIBE 9999

CHARM maxed out

SMILE PWR infinity

BAD DAY FIX instant ✨

CRINGE ofc but cute abt it

RARITY 1 of 1 fr 🌟

like, objectively, the math is not mathing 🥲

the way u think, the random facts u remember, the way u say my name when u're tired —

none of it should be this specific to me but it is.

so anyway. consider this ur official certification as my
fav person on the whole planet 🌍

↳ no refunds. no exchanges. mine forever.

case files attached

the visual proof

attached pls find: feelings 🥹
for ur consideration, your honor.

EVIDENCE • EXHIBIT • PROOF • EVIDENCE • EXHIBIT • PROOF •

— omg, you can’t fake ts kind of chemistry

— omg we look perfect together 😭😭😭😭 “the handsssss”

— I miss holding your hand yawr
So comfy

— exhibit Z: those eyes..🥹😫

— this is allegedly
just a person 🤨

★ irrefutable ★

ok but
why Are you the most perfect boyfriend?🤤

out of Everyone else’s boyfriends
How are you The most
PERFECT ONE

everyone else vs you

you, but the stats

YOU

the visual proof

officially, scientifically different

this hereby confirms that
you are not like the others 💕

so yeah,
you're it. 💌

out of Everyone else’s boyfriends How are you The most PERFECT ONE

everyone else vs you

you, but the stats

YOU

the visual proof

officially, scientifically different

this hereby confirms that you are not like the others 💕

so yeah, you're it. 💌

out of Everyone else’s boyfriends
How are you The most
PERFECT ONE

this hereby confirms that
you are not like the others 💕

so yeah,
you're it. 💌