urgent ยท do not ignore

stop the press.

a birthday has been reported in the area.

The Daily Menace

Local menace turns 21

city in shock. her boyfie: "honestly, not surprised , she's a beautiful fire chaos"

the birthday menace

pictured: suspect, unbothered, already asking where the cake is.

neighbours report loud stomping of the feet and rhythm and huge swerve of hips throught the night , a stupid guy shouting happiest birthday, I love u ( probably her bf)

inside: her crimes, exposed

page 2 โ†’
exclusive

her crimes, exposed.

tap the black bars. we have receipts.

  1. says "2mins please" , as she doom scrolls her instagram mid call

  2. replied "nice" to my love for her

  3. "i'm not hungry" โ†’ proceeds to get angry later in the night

  4. has been naughty .....

  5. Isn't gonna smile reading this( a possible crime)

  6. still the first person i call. every single time.

guilty
& loved

exhibit a, b & c

photo evidence.

tap each photo to mark the suspect

evidence one

Sutta craving

evidence two

3am. no shame.

evidence three

The mighty snacks

reader poll

do we keep her as a suspect for the most beautiful yet again?

vote now. lines close at midnight.

yes, obviously ........ 100%

yes, forever .......... 100%

no ..................... 0%

the people have spoken.

happy birthday

approved ยท forever

Baby

officially the best menace alive. long may she reign and on her feet my kisses

โ€” your pearl (unfortunately)