special delivery · fragile

for my jaanu

hubby, unboxed
↑↑this side up

Wifey™

v1.0 · 2023

CONTENTS

Isha

ASSEMBLED BY

Her drishti

SHIP TO

Bidisha

fragileego inside

swipe down the tape

oh look. it's you.

features

MODEL

Jaanuu

the product

USER MANUAL · PAGE 1

tap every +

i've been studying her for months

FEATURE 01

selective hearing

only works for "bubu ador khabi?"

FEATURE 02

Built in support vector machine

Works on tokens of love

FEATURE 03

unlimited hugs

best feature. no notes.

FEATURE 04

runs on hersheys

and one more episode

FEATURE 05

"umm" mode

means she's thinking every possibility

FEATURE 06

Cutie cat module

cannot be uninstalled. She loves me a lot

⚠ system warning

Hubby low battery

hubby, recharging

chai

one hug

20-min nap

he's at 8%. you know what to do.

fully charged. (for two hours.)

official warranty card

no returns.

product

Sirf meri Ishaaaaa

owner

Ipshuuupipshuu

purchased with

7 pheras

valid forever

no exchange either. i checked.

scratch the silver bit

us

would marry you everyday

best thing i ever unboxed.

love you, my ishaaaaa

— your baban