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a thank-you note · don't be weird

okay so... 🫶

thanks for being
my closest friend 💛

bestie hug

i made this whole lil website just to say it. cringe? maybe. earned? obviously.

scroll, you absolute legend

heads up ~

this is gonna get a lil mushy. you signed up for it the day you texted me first. 😌

— management

— exhibit a —

a (very partial) list

of things i'd be miserable without

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replies at 3am
even when you're literally falling asleep mid-text. a legend.no. 01
😂
laughs at my bad jokes
or AT me. honestly impossible to tell — i'll take both.no. 02
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being weird with me
zero judgement, just louder weirder energy. thank u.no. 03
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hyping me up
when i forgot how. you bring the whole megaphone.no. 04
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stealing my fries
never asked, never apologised. iconic behaviour honestly.no. 05
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just showing up
like, always. no fuss, no big deal. you have no idea.no. 06

— exhibit b —

our certified moments

framed without consent. cope.

— matching outfits, unmatched chaos

— matching outfits, unmatched chaos

— that trip we still talk about ~

— that trip we still talk about ~

— a very random tuesday, peak vibe

— a very random tuesday, peak vibe

— us, pretending we have it together

— us, pretending we have it together

(we don't. that's fine. we have each other.)

— exhibit c —

things only we get

if anyone else read these they'd call the police

laughing
me & u 💛● online forever
me
you up? 👀
u
always. what did you do this time
me
remember THAT thing? at the place? with the guy?
u
i will never NOT laugh at this. ever 😭😭
me
on a scale of 1 to ✨delusional✨...
u
we're a solid 12. always have been. iconic 💅
me
okay but. real talk. love u sm.
✦   certified   ✦
certifiedbestie2025

official notice

Certificate of Bestie-ness

this is to certify that (you, yes you, the one reading this) has been formally recognized as

"the world's best human"

effective immediately. non-refundable. no take-backs, no exchanges, no exceptions. offer valid: forever.

— signed, the management (me)

— okay no more jokes —

a real lil note

hi. me again. (yes still you.)

i wasn't going to get sappy but here we are. the truth is, life got loud and weird and you just stayed. you didn't try to fix me or rush me, you just sat there with the snacks and the bad jokes and let me be a whole mess out loud.

that's it. that's the thing. you stayed.

so this little website is me saying it in writing — somewhere you can come back to on a bad day — that you are, hands down, one of the best things that ever happened to me.

forever in your corner, me 🫶

bestie love dance

love u sm bestie

go drink some water, text me back, and remember you're THAT person. 💛